So, I talked to The Mom today and I asked her to pray that my story is contracted/bought by this publisher I submitted to. Here’s how the conversation played out:

Ce: So, are you gonna pray for me?
The Mom: What? Why?
Ce: I submitted my story, it’s already been rejected once…
The Mom: Aw! I’m sorwy.
Ce: Yeah, but they gave me pointers on what to fix and I tweaked it and sent it somewhere else.
The Mom: And you want me to pray that it get’s bought?
Ce: Yeah.
The Mom: You want me to pray to God that my daughter’s PORN book gets published.
Ce: Well…
The Mom: *Laughing hysterically* You want me to pray to God that your PORN gets published? *Still laughing*
Ce: But they’re in a committed relationship…That helps, right? Like…”Dear God, please help my daughter’s PORN book get published…The main character’s are in a committed relationship, if that helps”
The Mom: *Still Laughing* I don’t think we’ll put this on Granny’s prayer list….

But at least I’ve got The Mom praying for me, right?

Ce