G.A.S.P/Sextiquette

April 17th, 2007 by Celia

You may not know this, but in the real world I work as an accountant. In the normal activities of my job and in order to do my job I must know certain general knowledge and accepted principles. Those principles are commonly referred to as G.A.A.P or Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Almost every job posting you see today specifies that any applicant MUST have a proper understanding and workable knowledge of GAAP. Period.

Now, you might be asking yourself why the hell I’m bringing up my real world job on my erotic romance site. The answer is simple, sort of.

My daily vice is reading sex blogs. Yep, I love em and can’t go a day without reading them. Some of my favorites are listed in my links section. (I visit those almost daily)

Some of the recurring topics on sex blogs is inappropriate or substandard performance by participants. (Participants as in: People they are having sex with) What I propose to remedy these problems is GASP (Generally Accepted Sex Principles), which can also be referred to as Sextiquette.

Obviously there will be different criteria depending upon the number of participants, their sex, and sexual orientation.

I plan on writing several posts on the topic, but to give you an idea of where I’m going with this, here’s an example:

In M/F sex: In the event that the male partner requests oral sex, he is required to reciprocate. And when I say reciprocate that does not mean spend five minutes down there and assume that you’re done. Your girl probably gagged on you, dumbass, the least you could do is give her an orgasm.

That’s kinda what I’m working towards. So, What do you think should be added to GASP?

Celia

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