I hope these convos will become a monthly thing. During Conversations with the Se (Selena Illyria) and Ce (ME!) we’ll be discussing various topics of interest. Today’s topic Porn Rules! Oh, I mean Porn Rules. Rules for the Porn.

Selena: Hey this is Selena and I’m here with my writing buddy Celia
Kyle. Say hi Ce!

Ce: This would work better on google talk. ;D Hey everybody! Know what time it is? Porn Rules! time. Oh, wait. We’re not talking about why it rocks are we… We’re discussing rules for porn. So, it should be: Porn Rules. Period. No exclamation point.

Se: LOL. Yeah, so it should be Porn Rules or how about Rules for
Porn? Too Boring?

Ce: I still like Porn Rules! We’ll just have to put up a little disclaimer telling people what we’re actually talking about. Ok, how about rules.

1. Do not look into the camera while f*cking. If we wanted to see a pretty face, we’d look in the mirror. We are not here for facial expressions people!

Se: I totally agree. I also feel it’s a bit vain ya know. Looking at
the camera as if to say I’m hot and look what I got going on. Not hot at all.

2. Talking during sex is a good thing. I mean if I wanted to hear just grunts and groans I’d watch tennis. *Se suddenly develops a very interesting take on tennis, she shakes her head* I don’t want to hear just “Oh, yeah”.” or “I’m coming.” Come on!

I want to hear the bad words, make it dirty! What do you think Ce?

Ce: Heck yeah! Talk dirty to me dammit! Do you need someone to write that part of the script for you too? Fine. Here it goes:

He slides his cock into you and you say: That’s it give me that big cock. Stuff me full of it baby.

Just as a side note: Don’t ever call a guy’s cock fat. That just brings cellulite infested cock images to mind and that’s just…gross. Ew!

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