Ok, so… I’m guessing (though I don’t know for sure) that I have a bunch more readers than those that comment. To reach out to my shy readers, I now have click comments. What that means is, if you like what you’re reading, click the appropriate icon below and I know what you’re thinking. No name, email, or web addy required! Cool, huh?

Thank Becca…I stole the idea from her.

Celia

Lila Dubois posted over on the SEx blog this past sunday and challenged readers to write their own bit of Stripper Name Flash Fiction.

Here’s mine:

(100 words without the title)

Isis Lusty Sizzle

“Is it going to hurt?” He whimpered.

“Not too badly. Besides, I’ll kiss it and make it better.”

That wasn’t all she’d be kissing, but he’d never sit still through the procedure if she told him.

Isis fired up the Thermal Cautery Unit and moved the mask over her mouth. Minutes later, she placed the finishing touches on her artwork. Three perfect letters forever branded on her boy’s hip.

She pressed delicate kisses on his new mark. Focusing her attention on her favorite part of his body, she licked a path from root to tip.

He groaned.

“Did that hurt?”

So… What do ya think? I have to admit, this exercise was a lot of fun. Writing and trying to make the most out of the few words you had. For those of you that would like to try your hand at it, here’s the Stripper Name decoder Lila posted:

Follow the instructions to find your stripper name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2.Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Stripperfy yourselves and post your own bit of flash fiction if you dare…

Ce

Yep, I’ve done it again. I finished a short last week and subbed it to a publisher on Friday. So, get to prayin’, groovin’, and a shakin’ for me. I’m hoping it will be accepted. I mean, I’m already half way through the sequel, so it’d be kinda nice to sell the first book before finishing the second.

Ce

Yes! Stupidland is a REAL place! And I was sooooo there. Ugh! Sometimes I wonder how I make it to work each day.

So, I run PCD (The Pink Chair Diaries). While it’s not my brainchild, I keep it going day to day. Anyway. Jet Mykles posted a story a couple of weeks ago and I kept seeing comments posted, but I wasn’t getting comment notifications. Being the admin, I expected them to pop into my inbox. I thought “WTF?”, but let it go. We weren’t getting any spammers, so I thought it was ok and possibly related to upgrading. Again, Whatever.

I posted my story and woot! I was getting comment notifications. Hmmm… it must have fixed itself, right? Wrong.

Maura Anderson posted her story and suddenly I wasn’t getting comment notifications again. W. T. F? Right?

Then it dawned on me…. The post authors get the comment notifications… NOT the admins. Sometimes… my stupidity amazes even me.

Celia

Oooh! My first interview. Wanna know how really whacked out I am? Go check it out:

www.darkicegoddessmusings.blogspot.com

Tell ‘em Ce sent ya…

Ce

Ok, so I originally started a yahoo group… but I just found google groups and let me tell ya…it’s hot. Like super hot. I’ve decided to switch over to them b/c 1. My group has, like, five members and one of them is me. and 2. I’m lovin the google baby.

The emails and notices from google groups come into my inbox sooooo much quicker than yahoo. So, google wins! LMAO

If you’ve already signed up for my yahoo group, you should be recieving an invite to the google group some time today. I’ll be deleting the yahoo group as soon as everyone (all four of you) LMAO move over.

In the mean time, if you want to sign up for my new and improved group, hit me up here or in the sidebar:

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Hugs and squishies!

Ce

Liquid Silver, that is…

As in Liquid Silver Books, the publisher that is contracting Wicked Shift.

Woot!!!!!!!!!

Ok, just had to get that out.

Hugs!

Celia

Yeah, got you guys going there for a minute, didn’t I?

I’ve posted a free story over on The Pink Chair Diaries. Go show me some love!

Ce

Ok, so last night…I got this email…It was from a publisher…AND THEY WANT WICKED SHIFT!!!!!!!

Breathe Ce, just breathe.

I’ve been bouncing off the walls since about 7:30 last night. Oh. My. God. Someone wants to buy my book and publish the freaking thing! Squeeeee!!!!

I haven’t signed anything, so until it’s officially oficial, the pub shall remain unnamed. Not sure how all this works…It is my first book, so rather than f@ck it all up from the get go, I’m going to play it safe and keep my mouth shut. Suffice it say though, this is a highly respected and author loved pub that I’m hoping to keep by my side for many books to come.

Hugs!

Ce

I’ve done it.  I’ve succumbed to the pressure and started a Yahoo! Loop.  Ugh!  Save me!  LOL

Ok, at the moment, I don’t imagine much going on there, but if you’d like to sign up….Rock on with your bad self!  I’ll post there if any new pub news comes along.  The pub I submitted to last week asked for a full recently, so I’m crossing my fingers that I’ll be receiving some good news soon.  Keep everything crossed for me!!!

 Ce

Ooh! Look! My very first meme from the lovely and uber talented Aurora Black. (Doesn’t she have a purty website? Wonder who did that for her?)

Okay, before I begin I have to say…this is really hard. I mean seriously, if you’ve read my blog you know that there’s nothing I don’t tell you guys. I mean geez! I really had to think hard to come up with eight things ya’ll don’t already know!

1. I was born in Aviano, Italy. My parents were in the Air Force and when my pregnant mother was given the choice of staying in the states and having me alone or going with my dad to Italy…she went.

2. I was born with twelve toes. Yep, twelve. And I didn’t have those wimpy little tiny extra toes. Oh no! I had to go all out and be born with two extra, fully functional, big toes. Let me tell ya, shoe shopping was real hard there for a while.

3. One time, at band camp…No, wait, that’s not me. LOL Okay, I didn’t go to band camp, but I did dance (ballet, tap, & jazz) for about sixteen years.

4. I’m only 4′ 11″. One inch shorter and I could be considered a little person.

5. I love to dance. Not just dancing as I listed in number 3, but dancing whenever I hear music…in the car, in a store, walking down the street. If it’s got a good beat…I’m moving my feet. Much to the embarassment of my husband.

6. I’m addicted to chocolate in all of its forms.

7. I once waited in line for hours to buy a Furby. Twice. Because, hello, they could talk to each other and I didn’t want my Furby to be lonely.

8. Even though I’m married, I secretly lust after Alison Tyler’s sex life as described on her blog. She is…my idol.

Ok, there’s eight things about me that you might not have known before. I’m going to break tradition with this meme though because I don’t really know eight other authors. What do you want from me? LMAO

Celia

It’s time for BAB baby!

This week’s book is from the uber talented, sassy, and sexy author Jayha Leigh. This chicky has got it goin’ on! Times two! She published her first book Wild, Wild Mess: Atlanta with Loose-Id and let me tell you, the hotness is sometimes too much to handle.

Title: Wild, Wild Mess: Atlanta
ISBN: 978-1-59632-419-0
Author: Jayha Leigh
Cover Artist: Anne Cain
Price: $6.99

Atlanta is a sports fanatic and southern to the bone. Between building her empire and having an all out affair with ESPN, she has no love life, but it’s all good because at any given time, a game is being played and if they air it; she will watch it. Because she spends an inordinate amount of time crushing men in the games of their choice, she feels that men are oblivious to her as a woman and has given up on finding a man that isn’t intimidated by her or intent on showing her that he’s better than her.

Steele, is Viking to the core—big, blonde, blue-eyed, and hot with all capital letters…and he likes to pillage. Being a man of privilege he’s accustomed to having his every desire fulfilled with all due haste—until he meets Atlanta . Steele has never met a woman who could say no in so many different ways. She’s determined to say her piece, pay her own way, and always, always have the last word.

Regardless of their differences, they embark on a relationship that is marked by southern food and arguments and soon morphs into a full-fledged romance. Although Atlanta thinks Steele ranks right up there with football season, she doesn’t believe that a man like Steele would ever be interested in her—not even for sex. But Steele is a man who gets what he wants, and he’s determined to have Atlanta , no ifs ands or buts. Not even the ones coming from Atlanta .

So, check out my Sista-in-Cyberspace’s book! You won’t regret it.

Ce