You may not know this, but in the real world I work as an accountant. In the normal activities of my job and in order to do my job I must know certain general knowledge and accepted principles. Those principles are commonly referred to as G.A.A.P or Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Almost every job posting you see today specifies that any applicant MUST have a proper understanding and workable knowledge of GAAP. Period.

Now, you might be asking yourself why the hell I’m bringing up my real world job on my erotic romance site. The answer is simple, sort of.

My daily vice is reading sex blogs. Yep, I love em and can’t go a day without reading them. Some of my favorites are listed in my links section. (I visit those almost daily)

Some of the recurring topics on sex blogs is inappropriate or substandard performance by participants. (Participants as in: People they are having sex with) What I propose to remedy these problems is GASP (Generally Accepted Sex Principles), which can also be referred to as Sextiquette.

Obviously there will be different criteria depending upon the number of participants, their sex, and sexual orientation.

I plan on writing several posts on the topic, but to give you an idea of where I’m going with this, here’s an example:

In M/F sex: In the event that the male partner requests oral sex, he is required to reciprocate. And when I say reciprocate that does not mean spend five minutes down there and assume that you’re done. Your girl probably gagged on you, dumbass, the least you could do is give her an orgasm.

That’s kinda what I’m working towards. So, What do you think should be added to GASP?

Celia

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I’ve done it.

I’ve succumbed to the peer pressure and have created…. *dum, dum, dum* A Myspace page!

Take a look: www.myspace.com/celiakyle

I’ve kinda sorta managed to get the page to match my site. Woo Hoo for me!

In other news, I’m started a new story. It’s a Christmaseque/Holiday story with a darker twist. I’m really excited about this one and I don’t want to gab about it Toooo much. Don’t want to jinx myself, ya know?

Anyway…  Happy writing!

Celia

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Where have you been?!

That seems to be the question of the year and we’re only in April. Well ladies and gents, I’ve been hiding under a rock. Under a rock, you say? Yes, a rock. But never fear, I wasn’t there alone. No, dear readers, I was there with the depression baddies. They had me securely tied and, until recently, refused to let me go. Alas, I escaped, and none too soon.

I have returned to the world of reading/reviewing yummy novels and was recently blessed with a story idea that I can’t wait to get down on paper….err….thumb drive.

So, here’s to a return from the darkness and many more days filled with light.

Celia

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