So, it seems a new alter ego has popped up. Tasha (now Amy) calls them split personalities, but I prefer alter ego. Anyway, while posting and chatting on various loops I saw that there was an overabudance of people laughing their asses off. LMAO. Now, normally that wouldn’t be a problem, but Jay over on Marilyn’s loop kept posting LMAO repeatedly and I became worried for her. I mean, if you keep laughing your ass off, you’re not gonna be left with much ass when your done. Which prompted Dr. Mcfuxalot to post her ass regrowth instructions:

Attention Ladies! Listed below are the instructions to be followed when regrowing your ass. These instructions should only be followed by thosesuffering LMAOitis. Those individuals suffering from LMBOitis, LMBWOitis, LMWOitis, or LMTTOitis, instructions will be forthcoming.

1. Cease all laughter. It is essential that all laughter end immediately prior to beginning this program.

2. Consume large quantities of alcoholic beverages or inhibition reducing drugs.

3. Purchase or obtain an item similar to the body bouncer. (www.bodybouncer.com) Note: This item should be purchased in the event that you currently have a significant other of fuck buddy. In the event that you are without a significant other or fuck buddy, please purchase an item from fuckingmachines ( www.fuckingmachines.com) or love machines (www.lovemachines.com)

4. Utilize body bouncer, fucking machine, or love machine to give you the glorious big “O” numerous times. Scientific study has proven that during the big “O” awoman’s body releases hormones into the body which assist in the regrowth of”the ass”. While release of said hormonse will not cause the ass to grow any larger than its original size it will assist in regrowth. For seriouscases of LMAOitis steps 1-4 should be repeated until the sufferer is borderline catatonic.

Now in addition to her ass regrowth regimen, Dr. Mcfuxalot also came up with a new body toning system. It allows the women of the world to carve themselves into the hot momma’s they want to be in order to lure and catch the man they wanna call papi. In the event that you need to slim down in the rear you can continue to LMAO, however in the event that there are other areas that need slimming you can LMBO, LMTTO, LMWO, or LMBWO. Remember not to laugh too much off because Dr. Mcfuxalot has not yet perfected all regrowth regimens.

Abbreviation Definitions:
LMAO - Laughing my ass off-For the ladies with too much junk in the trunk
LMBO - Laughing my boobs off-For the ladies that get black eyes when theyrun (ouch!)
LMTTO - Laughing my Thunder Thighs off-Cause face it, when they rub together in the middle of summer, it ain’t funLMHO - Laughing my Hips off-Does anybody else have a hard time riding rollercoasters cause their ass it too wide? I do.
LMWO - Laughing my Waist off-Cause sometimes you’d like a teeny tiny waist to go with the rest of your bodacious bod
LMBWO - Laughing my Bat Winds off-Bat Wings? Yeah, when you hold your armsout to the side and move em back and forth and the fat at the back of yourarms flaps like wings….you’ve got bat wings.

Sincerely,

Dr. Mcfuxalot and Ce